i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”
To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.
He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause
He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.
Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a
second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com,
and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building
another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I
should go buy that now before this episode goes up–
Griffin: Yes.
Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on
that–
Griffin: I mean, the real competition,
I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–
Travis: Oh, no!
Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is
on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]
Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be
way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!
Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the
results of this.
Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he
needs this. Umm–
Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your
CHARITY!
Travis: [a single loud lumberjack
guffaw]
Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.
Travis: Okay, then, you read the next
one while Iiiiiii get it.
Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it,
Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!
Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!
Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a
crow]
Justin: You have any troubles getting
it, bud?
Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you
already get it?!
Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks
ago, bud!
Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of
corvine joy]
Travis: No…
Justine: No, I got it when you adopted
the dog, bud!
Travis: Oh, no…
Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me
that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog!
OBVIOUSLY!
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.
ALWAYS REBLOG NAZIS GETTING PUNCHED OUT
Law does not equal morality. Laws are literally made up. It was illegal to protect Jews in Germany during ww2. Thankfully, people think outside of the law sometimes.
If you’re willing to deal with the consequences Anything is Possible even punching a Nazi
